Essex village among list of 'rudest' place names in UK

Fingringhoe named among rudest place names in the UK <i>(Image: GSV)</i>
Fingringhoe named among rudest place names in the UK (Image: GSV)
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An Essex village has appeared on a list of the rudest place names in the UK.

More than half of Brits say the UK has some of the world’s funniest road and village names — but they can distract drivers.

Cheeky road names have distracted 65 per cent of drivers, with 60 per cent missing a turn or exit and 33 per cent nearly crashing.

The list is topped by Sluts Hole Lane in Norfolk (38 per cent), followed by Butthole Lane in Leicestershire (37 per cent) and Bell End in Rowley Regis (36 per cent) — hardly names that keep eyes on the road.

Twatt in Orkney (35 per cent) and Northamptonshire’s The Knob (33 per cent) make up the top five, while Minge Lane in Worcestershire (32 per cent), New Forest’s Sandy Balls (32 per cent) and Slag Lane in Merseyside (30 per cent) are also favourites.

Derbyshire’s Fanny Avenue (29 per cent), Cocks in Cornwall (29 per cent) and Wetwang in Yorkshire (20 per cent) also featured in the Asda Money poll.

Some 63 per cent have taken a detour to see a funny street name, while 58 per cent have pulled over to photograph a humorous sign.

Asda Car Insurance covered signs on some of Britain’s most distracting roads with green velvet ‘modesty’ curtains this month to keep drivers’ eyes on the road.

The campaign marks Asda Money’s launch of new car insurance with Allianz this month.

Jenny Maden, head of insurance at Asda Money, said: “Britain’s road signs might make us laugh, but keeping drivers covered is serious business.

“Our partnership with Allianz brings ‘Asda Car Insurance’ to our customers, with guaranteed exclusive rates available for Asda Rewards members – as well as a £25 Cashpot contribution, for a limited offer period.”

Britain’s rudest place names, according to Asda Money:

1. Sluts Hole Lane, Norfolk – 38 per cent

2. Butthole Lane, Leicestershire – 37 per cent

3. Bell End, Rowley Regis – 36 per cent

4. Twatt, Orkney – 35 per cent

5. The Knob, Northamptonshire – 33 per cent

6. Minge Lane, Worcestershire – 32 per cent

7. Sandy Balls, New Forest – 32 per cent

8. Cock-A-Dibby, Berkshire – 31 per cent

9. Slag Lane, Merseyside – 30 per cent

10. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire – 29 per cent

11. Cocks, Cornwall – 29 per cent

12. Back Passage, City of London – 28 per cent

13. Shitterton, Dorset – 28 per cent

14. Titty Hill, West Sussex – 27 per cent

15. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire – 26 per cent

16. Happy Bottom, Dorset – 26 per cent

17. Cock Hill Lane, Birmingham – 25 per cent

18. Titty Ho, Northamptonshire – 25 per cent

19. Fingringhoe, Essex – 24 per cent

20. Wetwang, Yorkshire – 24 per cent

21. Crotch Crescent, Oxford – 23 per cent

22. Slack Bottom, West Yorkshire – 23 per cent

23. Jackass Lane, Kent – 20 per cent

24. Dumb Woman’s Lane, East Sussex – 20 per cent

25. Pratts Bottom, Greater London – 20 per cent

26. Great Snoring, Norfolk – 19 per cent

27. Twatling Road, Birmingham – 18 per cent

28. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip – 17 per cent

29. Butt Hill Road, South Yorkshire – 17 per cent

30. Hornyold Road, Worcestershire – 17 per cent

31. Letsby Avenue, South Yorkshire – 15 per cent

32. Nickey Nackey Lane, Surrey – 14 per cent

33. North Piddle, Worcestershire – 12 per cent

34. Penistone, Barnsley, South Yorkshire – 10 per cent

35. Piddlehinton, Dorset – 7 per cent

The Essex village referred to at the start is Fingringhoe, which ranked 19th with 24 per cent of respondents selecting it.

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