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The Only Way is Dick

  • Where:
    TOWNGATE THEATRE, St Martins Square,, Basildon, SS14 1DL
  • When:
    24 January to 28 January
    8:00pm to 10:00pm
  • Every:
    Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
    Next On:
    January 24th 2018 at 8:00pm
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  • Contact:
    01268 465 465
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The Only Way is Dick
The Only Way is Dick - Adult Pantomime starring JORDAN GRAY!, semi-finalist from BBC's 'THE VOICE'

Kick off 2018 with a trip to the naughtiest (and funniest!) production you're likely to see for the rest of the year!

This Adult panto will have you in hysterics from the very first line to when they take a bow. Join Dick and his Pussy Cat as they venture forth in seeking their fortune and triumph over evil.

PLEASE NOTE - This Adult Only pantomime is not for the faint hearted and discretion is advised. There will be sexual content, adult humour and naughty audience participation throughout, so please bear this in mind before you book!